Ladies and gentleman, step right this way, it's time for some magic...
They could not stop him from winning the presidency.
They could not stop him from instituting the Affordable Care Act.
They could not stop his re election.
They hate that he was the president.
They have tried everything they can think of to discredit him.
But to no avail and so now...
They are attempting to make his presidency simply disappear.
One by one while they distract the media with outrageous daily headlines,
they are carefully and deliberately deconstructing all of his accomplishments until there is no trace of his presidency left behind.
Creating friction with the United Nations and many of our allies.
Reinstating mandatory sentencing.
Repealing the Affordable Care Act and replacing it with magic beans.
Undoing all the progress we've made to combat climate change.
De regulating methane emissions
Rolling back voting rights.
Undoing banking regulations so we don't have another collapse.
Undoing consumer protections.
Pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord.
Deconstructing the EPA
Undoing Dodd - Frank
De funding Planned Parenthood
Bibbity, bobbitty, boo...
Watch as we make president Obama's eight years in the White House magically disappear!
And now for the big finally...
There goes your health care,
We just cut your Social Security in half!
Bye, bye Medicare...
Keep your eyes on this bright and shiny object and...
Hello tax cuts for the rich.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the great Republican agenda! It's magic!
He lied about Ted Cruz's father being involved in the JFK assassination.
He lied when he told the world he would disentangle himself from all his business dealings .
He lied about donating money to veteran's charities.
He lied when he accused President Obama of bugging Trump Tower.
He probably lied when he suggested there are tapes of his conversations with Comey.
And he lied bigley when he said he would 100% testify under oath about his conversations with James Comey. ( never going to happen folks)
I could go on and on and on...
But you get the point.
Now it all comes down to who do you believe?
On one side there is Donald Trump with his panties a blaze and on the other there is James Comey with memos NOT LEAKS. With witnesses, with a paper trail.
On the Trump side you have him asking all other parties in the room to leave, even Jeff Sessions who was very reluctant to do so.
No tapes ( see above ).
And a seemingly endless stream of whoppers coming non stop from the presidents own mouth.
Trumps own words verbatim; “That was an excuse by the Democrats, who lost an election that some people think they shouldn’t have lost,” he said. “But we were very, very happy, and, frankly, James Comey confirmed a lot of what I said, and some of the things that he said just weren’t true.”
Um-m-m-m, wait, which is it? He confirmed what you said was or wasn't true?
And if Mr. Trump thinks that part is true, just how does he delineate which of Comey's statements are true and which aren't?
And this; If Comey wasn't fired for investigating the Russia thing, are we really supposed to believe Donald Trump fired him for being too hard on Hillary Clinton? Really, Mr. lock her up?!